I was shocked to learn that Sunday night's performance of "Applause" -- the show I enjoyed so much on Saturday night -- was canceled after a telephoned threat to Jean Louisa Kelly, one of the show's stars. After the audience was seated, Producer Marcia Seligson came out to announce that night's show was canceled because of "security issues. What a crazy world we live in!
Renee Rose just got back from China. And tonight she's clearly catching up on her email because she emailed me a bunch of funny jokes. Here's one I thought was appropriate to post on my blog:
Birds and bees in the digital age
The little boy asks his father - Daddy, how was I born?
Dad says: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said: You've Got
Yesterday Jackie asked me how much time I spend each day on my blog. I told her it was an average of only about 15 minutes a day because I write it in my head as the day goes on. It doesn't take long at the end of the day to type it all up.
Today I'm keeping it short and bringing down the average!