America's best Washroom Attendant was in fine form yesterday. He greeted me by offering congratulations for being the CEO of "Goldmine Sachs."

When I explained I wanted to take his photo for my blog he asked me to quote him saying, "Go West for the best, for in the East you'll find the least." I told him I agreed with the first part, but after the lunch I'd just had I couldn't agree with the second part.