Don't Give Me Any Static

I was pleased to read in the May issue of Los Angeles Magazine that the evil McCourts have banned portable radios inside Dodger Stadium. I can't, however, figure out how they can deem them a "security threat."

It's always bugged me when people play their radios in the stands without wearing earphones. I can barely stand listening to Rick Monday's color commentaries on my own car radio, let alone half-hearing it from two rows backs.

However -- I think the McCourt's motivation is laughable. They want to rent wireless headsets to fans in order to hear the play-by-play-for-pay inside the Stadium. Somewhere Walter O'Malley must be rolling in his grave.